Phil Quote #952
Jay: I don't buy it.
Phil: Why?
Jay: What are you talking about? No kid lets down his father and grandfather and is that okay with it. He's burying his feelings.
Phil: Or maybe he's just raised better than that. He knows it's pointless to fight other people's battles.
Jay: It's all in the DNA, Phil. My old man has a problem with somebody? Trust me I'm looking for that guy's kid on the schoolyard. It's how men work.
Phil: Or used to work. Maybe those thuggish Pritchett genes got mixed with more evolved Dunphy genes, resulting in a more elevated human being.
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