Phil Quote #944
Claire: If I take something to help me sleep, I'll be groggy for the meeting. But if I don't take anything and I don't sleep, I'll be groggy for the meeting, you know?
Phil: Yeah.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I was up for re-election as social chair of our local realtors group. The vote was tonight. I was so nervous, I could barely hear Claire's pep talk.
[back:]
Claire: Why did I beg Mitchell to introduce me to this developer?
Phil: You're right. We'll know soon enough.
Claire: I'm gonna go upstairs, see if I can get some sleep.
Phil: Love you. I hope so, too.
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