Jay Quote #687
Jay: She's a waitress at the club. Her boyfriend crashed her car, so I helped her, because we have that fun game where I order salad and she brings me French fries. But I never dreamt of her. Last night, I had a nightmare. Joe got out onto a ledge of a tall building. I couldn't get to him. I was very upset, and I think I might have cried a little in my sleep, which might have sounded like sex to you, which I don't love. But that's the "baby" I was talking about.
Gloria: Really? That's scary.
Jay: Yes! Why in God's name would I need to dream about another woman?
Gloria: Now that you say it out loud, it does seem kind of crazy.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I'm not proud of this, but the dream wasn't about Joe. It was about this little baby right here. [to Stella] That's right. You almost fell off a ledge, and daddy was so scared. [kisses Stella]
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: What's all that about? You mad at me or something?
Gloria: I don't know. Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't, then I am not.
Jay: I didn't do anything.
Gloria: Then I am not mad.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am mad. Last night, Jay had a sexy dream about some woman. And I know it wasn't about me, because he knows that I hate when men call me baby. And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am Latin, so I get to feel whatever I want.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You have to stop being so suspicious, Claire. It's okay to trust people.
Gloria: Some people. Other people, who knows? You turn your back for one second, and they have a whole other family on the bad side of town.
Jay: You are my other family from the bad side of town.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mom, this is a college class. I'm not in the third grade.
Alex: Don't you have nap time there?
Haley: No. I have free periods, during which I sometimes nap.