Phil Quote #936
Jay: There is a chance Gloria let me drive over here for nothing as punishment. I think she snooped on my phone, read some of my e-mails.
Phil: That's not cool. E-mails are private.
Jay: They were from a friend I loaned money to.
Phil: 100% your prerogative.
Jay: A woman.
Phil: Oh, no. Well, I'll tell you what I'd do. I'd tell my lady, "You got no business being in my business. Respect your man's boundaries."
Claire: Honey, you promised you'd clean the pan if you made brownies.
Phil: Well, maybe I forgot to spray it first and I'm letting it soak, woman.
Claire: He only talks like this when you're around.
Jay: Well, then, he's done for the day.
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: What's all that about? You mad at me or something?
Gloria: I don't know. Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't, then I am not.
Jay: I didn't do anything.
Gloria: Then I am not mad.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am mad. Last night, Jay had a sexy dream about some woman. And I know it wasn't about me, because he knows that I hate when men call me baby. And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am Latin, so I get to feel whatever I want.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You have to stop being so suspicious, Claire. It's okay to trust people.
Gloria: Some people. Other people, who knows? You turn your back for one second, and they have a whole other family on the bad side of town.
Jay: You are my other family from the bad side of town.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mom, this is a college class. I'm not in the third grade.
Alex: Don't you have nap time there?
Haley: No. I have free periods, during which I sometimes nap.