Mitchell Quote #461
Quote from Mitchell in Three Dinners
Mitchell: You know what? She did you a favor.
Cameron: Absolutely.
Mitchell: You can do so much better.
Cameron: Oh, my God. Insanely better.
Mitchell: No, he's not kidding. Brandon, you are seriously gorge! If you ask me, she got the better end of the deal.
Brandon: You really think so?
Both: Yes!
Mitchell: And the whole fake blond thing? I don't know. It was kind of trampy.
Cameron: And truth be told, she didn't seem that bright.
Mitchell: And is she older than you? Because she looked significantly older than you.
Cameron: Trust us.
Both: This is the best thing that's ever happened to you.
Katie: Oh! Thank God you're still here! I was on my way home and all of a sudden, I started crying. And I realized I was just scared. And I love you and I'm so, so sorry. And yes, Brandon, if you'll still have me, yes, I will marry you!
Cameron: Okay. Well, good luck. Yeah.
Mitchell: So nice meeting you.
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‘Three Dinners’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] When Mitchell was born, he was a month premature. So it was touch and go there for a while. It's 2:00 AM. I walk out into the hospital waiting room to get some air, and there's Shorty. He'd been sitting there for six hours and refused to leave for the next two days. That's where we got Mitchell's middle name. Not Shorty, Vincent. "MVP". We were a little premature on that one, too.
Quote from Jay
Manny: What she's saying is, deep down, you're afraid Shorty's going to love Costa Rica, and you'll lose your best friend forever.
Gloria: That's what you do. You push people away, so when they leave, it doesn't hurt that much.
Manny: I don't get it. You're the greatest generation, but why can't you feel?
Jay: Why can't you spend your teen years locked in your bedroom like a normal kid?
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] Mitchell and I desperately need a romantic night out to reconnect.
Mitchell: Yeah. I don't- I don't know if it's the stress of planning a wedding, but we've been a little tense with each other lately, huh?
Cameron: Even our friend J'Marcus said how bitchy we've been.
Mitchell: What? When did he say that?
Cameron: Oh, at Pepper's party that night you wore those pants that don't fit you anymore.
Mitchell: Oh, right. And you brought that bad wine that everybody hated.
Cameron: See? We really need this.
Mitchell: We really do.