Haley Quote #216
Quote from Haley in And One to Grow On
Haley: And the only reason dad lied to you is... Should I tell him, Dad?
Phil: Fine.
Haley: Dad was a huge nerd in college. He asked Mom out like 10 times, and she always said no. Finally, he said, "I'll never bug you again if you do one thing."
Phil: Just one.
Haley: "Dance with me."
Phil: Just dance.
Haley: He spun her around on the floor and expressed himself with his body in a way he never could with words.
Phil: That's beautiful.
Haley: Mom finally saw the dad that we all know and love.
Luke: And you wanted to give that to me?
Phil: Come here.
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‘And One to Grow On’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Alex: Hey, mom, can you take me driving? My test is coming up, and I really need to practice.
Claire: Oh, honey, I would, but I've got a big closets and blinds union meeting today.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: There is no closets and blinds union. Driving with Alex is torture. She drives so slowly. I have to be the only parent who slams on the imaginary gas.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, honey.
Claire: Oh, you're just in time for breakfast.
Luke: Ooh, we should probably go light on the food. Something tells me we're not gonna want to do this on a full stomach. I can't believe there's such a thing as autopsy camp.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: There is no such thing as autopsy camp. I had to trick Luke 'cause I'm actually taking him to a ballroom-dance class. He's been resisting, but it's in his blood. I come from a long line of dancing Dunphys -- a kick line, actually.
Quote from Claire
Haley: Hey, I'm not doing anything. I guess I could take her.
Alex: Great! I'll go check the tire pressure and the fluid levels!
Haley: Fun! Can't wait! Be out in a sec! [to Claire] Okay, my rate just went up.
Claire: All right, but this buys your time and your silence. Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her. [horn honks] Mm, she's in a hurry today.
Haley: Oh, that's just step one of her nine-point safety test. Step two is checking the horn to make sure checking the horn didn't break the horn. [horn honks]
Claire: She should never drive.