Alex Quote #155
Quote from Alex in The Old Man & The Tree
Alex: [as Mrs. Clause] What was that?
Santa: What was what?
Alex: Santa doesn't take breaks. He visits the North Pole! And why do you leave your things all over? Who do you think cleans this place up?
Santa: Oh, you are such a nag!
Alex: Can't we at least act like a happy couple during the holidays? For the children! Another hot chocolate? How many more of those are you going to drink?
Santa: At least it's warm, unlike you!
Haley: He travels a lot. She's put on cookie weight.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Old Man & The Tree’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I'm in charge of the recycling. I'm supposed to bring it from the garage to the curb by 6:00 A.M. Thursday morning. I may have missed a few weeks. Maybe more than a few weeks. After a while, the pile just got so big, I couldn't bring it out the night before or people would ask questions. I don't need people asking questions.
Quote from Gloria
Pilar: This is your great-grandmother's recipe. If she could see you now, she would die again, because you're doing it wrong!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: My mother has been here all week. I love her very much, but you know what they say: house guests start to stink after three days, like dead bodies.
Quote from Manny
Jay: What the hell is that?
Manny: A fiber-optic tree. It's way better for the environment than a real one.
Jay: Not if the environment is my living room.
Manny: Look, I admit, it takes some getting used to, but so did Greek yogurt. Now I can't even remember how the old stuff tastes.