Phil Quote #891
Quote from Phil in A Fair to Remember
Claire: Honey, um, what do you say we pack it in and go home?
Phil: What? No. I mean, we just got here. I haven't even whacked a mole yet.
Claire: I know, but I just got off the Ferris wheel, and I'm feeling really queasy.
Phil: But you're gonna miss the Dad Beats. No way. Come on. Let's get you a fried pickle!
Claire: Phil, I might throw up.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Nuh-uh. No one throws up until I sing.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!
Quote from Phil
Haley: [loudly] I sure hope Mom and dad are surprised by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them!
Luke: I hate to walk in if they are naked.
Alex: Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone if she tries to sleep even years later.
Claire: Oh, relax. I think you're safe.
Phil: [clipping his toenails] Or are they?