Haley Quote #201
Quote from Haley in A Fair to Remember
Andy: I'm gonna call Mr. and Mrs. P.
Haley: Oh, wait! [flicks back hair] Um, seriously, Mandy, do you, uh do you really have to do that?
Andy: [chuckles] I see what you're doing. Don't bother, because I have a girlfriend of eight years back in Utah.
Haley: That's pretty young, but I guess they do things differently over there.
Andy: She's my age, and we're engaged to be engaged. It's- It's a pre-engagement. She's in the Coast Guard.
Haley: In Utah?
Andy: Yeah. It's the largest salt lake in the western hemisphere.
Haley: Oh, good. She's protecting our lake. I'll be out by the pool. [Joe cries] Your boss is calling you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!
Quote from Phil
Haley: [loudly] I sure hope Mom and dad are surprised by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them!
Luke: I hate to walk in if they are naked.
Alex: Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone if she tries to sleep even years later.
Claire: Oh, relax. I think you're safe.
Phil: [clipping his toenails] Or are they?