Andy Quote #2
Andy: I'm Andy. I'm her Manny - male nanny.
Gloria: Hi, I'm Gloria. This might just sound a little crazy, but I don't think Joan likes me.
Andy: Oh, that's not crazy. She doesn't. Her husband's always staring at you, and she's worried you're gonna steal him.
Gloria: What?!
Andy: [to Joe] Be happy, little guy. This world belongs to you.
Gloria: I would never steal anybody else's man, especially not her fat husband.
Andy: Hey, he's not fat anymore. I helped him lose 30 pounds.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Help’ Quotes
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: I-I think we have to fire Pepper.
Ronaldo: That would kill him. He's on the brink as it is.
Mitchell: Why?
Ronaldo: Since the proposition ocho was overturned, he's done 50 gay weddings. The man is exhausted, searching for new ideas.
Mitchell: You said "ocho" and then you said "50."
Ronaldo: You see? Gays are so nit-picky. In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, but the gays have such strong opinions! It takes a toll on a great artist like Pepper Saltzman.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I should talk to my dad. You know what? He was pretty down after the divorce. I bet he has some insight.
Phil: Yeah, 'cause your dad's so in touch with people's feelings? When a man is overcome with emotion at a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him to grow a pair!
Claire: Phil!
Phil: The ship went down, but their love lasts forever!
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: No, I get it. You think I'm an idiot.
Cameron: No.
Mitchell: No! No, we don't, Pepper.
Pepper: Well, obviously, you know better than I. After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings. Come, Ronaldo. They're not interested in planning a wedding. They're interested in hurting people.