Phil Quote #883
Claire: [aside to camera] Tension between Haley and Alex has been getting pretty high, so our solution was to move Haley down to the basement, which we were just about to do-
Phil: When my dad came out for a weekend visit.
Claire: Two weekends ago.
Phil: After my mom passed away, he dated this woman named Annie, and she broke up with him, and then he seemed kind of down, so I invited him out.
Haley: [o.s.] Gross! Those are my socks!
Alex: [o.s.] They are not! Mom!
Claire: I'm just gonna pop outside.
Phil: I should get her a rake.
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‘The Help’ Quotes
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: I-I think we have to fire Pepper.
Ronaldo: That would kill him. He's on the brink as it is.
Mitchell: Why?
Ronaldo: Since the proposition ocho was overturned, he's done 50 gay weddings. The man is exhausted, searching for new ideas.
Mitchell: You said "ocho" and then you said "50."
Ronaldo: You see? Gays are so nit-picky. In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, but the gays have such strong opinions! It takes a toll on a great artist like Pepper Saltzman.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I should talk to my dad. You know what? He was pretty down after the divorce. I bet he has some insight.
Phil: Yeah, 'cause your dad's so in touch with people's feelings? When a man is overcome with emotion at a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him to grow a pair!
Claire: Phil!
Phil: The ship went down, but their love lasts forever!
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: No, I get it. You think I'm an idiot.
Cameron: No.
Mitchell: No! No, we don't, Pepper.
Pepper: Well, obviously, you know better than I. After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings. Come, Ronaldo. They're not interested in planning a wedding. They're interested in hurting people.