Pepper Quote #20
Mitchell & Cameron: Pepper!
Pepper: [singing] Here come the grooms All dressed in fun tuxes from my Pepper collection.
Mitchell: Ha, wow. Look at all your ideas.
Pepper: Honey, this is just the index. Ronaldo! I brought linens and place settings and invitations and stemware.
Ronaldo: Hello. I'm Ronaldo.
Pepper: Oh, don't be such a chatterbox. And go and fetch the platter box. Now, let's lose this couch.
Mitchell: Wow, you need that much space, huh?
Pepper: No, it's hideous. This can't be news to you.
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‘The Help’ Quotes
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: I-I think we have to fire Pepper.
Ronaldo: That would kill him. He's on the brink as it is.
Mitchell: Why?
Ronaldo: Since the proposition ocho was overturned, he's done 50 gay weddings. The man is exhausted, searching for new ideas.
Mitchell: You said "ocho" and then you said "50."
Ronaldo: You see? Gays are so nit-picky. In a straight wedding, you just have to please the bride, but the gays have such strong opinions! It takes a toll on a great artist like Pepper Saltzman.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I should talk to my dad. You know what? He was pretty down after the divorce. I bet he has some insight.
Phil: Yeah, 'cause your dad's so in touch with people's feelings? When a man is overcome with emotion at a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him to grow a pair!
Claire: Phil!
Phil: The ship went down, but their love lasts forever!
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: No, I get it. You think I'm an idiot.
Cameron: No.
Mitchell: No! No, we don't, Pepper.
Pepper: Well, obviously, you know better than I. After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings. Come, Ronaldo. They're not interested in planning a wedding. They're interested in hurting people.