Jay Quote #635
Quote from Jay in The Late Show
Jay: Why does she do this? We're gonna lose our table. She knows how important it is to me to be on time. This is torture.
Manny: I think you've lost perspective, Jay. You know what I would give to wait around for a woman like that?
Jay: Reel it in, creepy. That's your mother up there.
Gloria: Sorry, sorry. Once I changed the earrings, I had to change the shoes.
Haley: And then I tried on one of Gloria's old dresses, which made me feel like a 10-year-old boy.
Gloria: Ay, your body's beautiful.
Manny: I agree.
Jay: Take it outside the family.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Late Show’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: I don't know if it was the six scotches I drank waiting for everybody, or the fact that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast. Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up. They even played my favorite song.
[flashback to Jay singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight and the Pips]
Jay: A train I'd never make unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00.
Quote from Phil
Claire: New suit?
Phil: This old thing? Yes, it is. I got it at this hipster place downtown. You like it?
Claire: It's tight.
Phil: Well, the salesman said it was the style, and he looked like a Mumford and Son, so I think he'd know.
Claire: Mm, let's go.
Phil: Whoa. Slow down, Flo Jo.
Quote from Haley
Haley: I don't get it. Doesn't the wine get the cow drunk?
Manny: Thank you.
Jay: Honest to God. Have neither of you seen a cow? They're huge.
Haley: I bet Tequila would do it quicker.
Jay: It's not the goal to get the cow drunk.