Mitchell Quote #430
Quote from Mitchell in The Late Show
Cameron: What did you do? What did you do?!
Mitchell: Come on! You can't possibly think-
Cameron: You shook this can so you could wear the outfit that I wanted to wear? That is exactly what I think!
Mitchell: That is insane. You saw me take it from the refrigerator and bring it to you.
Cameron: Did I? Or were you out of my sight for the two seconds that it took you to get from the refrigerator to here, which would have given you exactly the right amount of time to shake the can?
Mitchell: Nice theory, Nancy Grace, but I'm not that petty.
Cameron: Okay, you two. Did you see anything?
Lily: Just pretend you're coloring.
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‘The Late Show’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: I don't know if it was the six scotches I drank waiting for everybody, or the fact that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast. Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up. They even played my favorite song.
[flashback to Jay singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight and the Pips]
Jay: A train I'd never make unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00.
Quote from Phil
Claire: New suit?
Phil: This old thing? Yes, it is. I got it at this hipster place downtown. You like it?
Claire: It's tight.
Phil: Well, the salesman said it was the style, and he looked like a Mumford and Son, so I think he'd know.
Claire: Mm, let's go.
Phil: Whoa. Slow down, Flo Jo.
Quote from Haley
Haley: I don't get it. Doesn't the wine get the cow drunk?
Manny: Thank you.
Jay: Honest to God. Have neither of you seen a cow? They're huge.
Haley: I bet Tequila would do it quicker.
Jay: It's not the goal to get the cow drunk.