Luke Quote #250
Quote from Luke in The Late Show
Claire: So this sound that's the doorbell. That other sound was the smoke alarm.
Luke: Got it.
Claire: Okay, and if you're hungry, don't order a pizza. They don't screen those delivery guys. Half of them are ex-cons.
Phil: Stop it. You're gonna scare him. It's gonna be fine.
Claire: But if you do choke, you've gotta throw yourself against the back of a chair to get the food out.
Phil: He'll just drink stuff.
Claire: Nothing from under the sink.
Luke: Even if it's lemony? I'm just messing with you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Late Show’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: I don't know if it was the six scotches I drank waiting for everybody, or the fact that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast. Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up. They even played my favorite song.
[flashback to Jay singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight and the Pips]
Jay: A train I'd never make unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00.
Quote from Phil
Claire: New suit?
Phil: This old thing? Yes, it is. I got it at this hipster place downtown. You like it?
Claire: It's tight.
Phil: Well, the salesman said it was the style, and he looked like a Mumford and Son, so I think he'd know.
Claire: Mm, let's go.
Phil: Whoa. Slow down, Flo Jo.
Quote from Haley
Haley: I don't get it. Doesn't the wine get the cow drunk?
Manny: Thank you.
Jay: Honest to God. Have neither of you seen a cow? They're huge.
Haley: I bet Tequila would do it quicker.
Jay: It's not the goal to get the cow drunk.