Phil Quote #860
Quote from Phil in Larry's Wife
Claire: Branches are still in the front yard, I just took a rake to the face, Reuben is getting really weird on Alex, and Haley's doing something for money in the basement.
Phil: It's all gonna be fine. Daddy's home, superstar.
Claire: No. Don't call me that. I'm not of one your needy little divorcées.
Phil: Um, that is work.
Claire: Is it? 'Cause I kind of feel like part of you loves being a hero to those women.
Phil: I'm a helper of people. Hey, you knew what you signed up for when you hitched your wagon to a realtor man.
Claire: Honey, when I met you, you were a wedding deejay. By the way, Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store.
Phil: I think someone's feeling neglected. Yes, I deal with a lot of lonely women, but there's only one I'm married to.
Claire: You're getting too involved, Phil. You are juggling these women, and you're not that good a juggler.
Phil: Now you're just lashing out!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Larry's Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: It's a movie. New York, '70s, Charles Bronson's a firm family man, and he-
Manny: Who's pushed to the limit until one day he decides to fight back.
Jay: You've seen it?
Manny: It's called "Death Wish." I doubt it ends with him trading banter in an apartment with Marsha Mason.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Thanks for winning my computer back.
Luke: And getting me all my money. That was awesome.
Alex: Yeah, if only I had stopped there, but I had to go back down. I got greedy, and I was careless.
Haley: There's a story about that I remember from school. Icarus flew too close to his son. I think their wings bumped. One of them fell. They might have been ducks. Anyway, the lesson is, is that you have to pay attention.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [on the phone] I'm mad for you Diane. Roger's dating already? OMG, I wonder if she's younger than him. You hold on a second? [switching lines] Lorraine, how's my favorite client?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I've been on something of a hot streak at work. I've tapped into a rich vein of new clients recently divorced moms. You might say I hit the single-mother lode.