Phil Quote #855
Quote from Phil in First Days
Phil: Listen, we just want to get a cup of coffee.
Director: Actually, we're short a couple of extras. How would you two like to be in it?
Gloria: Yes! That sounds amazing.
Phil: Hey, um, I see a couple of old people. This isn't one of those catheter commercials, is it? 'Cause if it gets too descriptive, I'm gonna squirm. I just did it to myself.
Modern Family Quotes
‘First Days’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: All right, if I'm gonna take Lily, I need to hurry. Lily, sweetheart, let's get you dressed.
Lily: Hey, I've been dressed for an hour. Come on, I can't be late. I'll fall behind.
Mitchell: Sometimes I forget to factor in the Asian.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] I desperately wanted that job. There was just one problem. I don't know much about history.
Mitchell: Hmm. Do you know much biology?
Cameron: Not now, Mitchell.
Mitchell: What about your science book or the French you took?
Cameron: You're lucky I love you.
Mitchell: And I know that if you love me, too.
Both: [singing] What a wonderful world this would be.
Cameron: I really was in a jam, though.
Quote from Lily
Lily: [answering phone] Daddy's office. You sound like a little girl. [hangs up]