Phil Quote #834
Quote from Phil in Goodnight, Gracie
Claire: "Dear Phil, you've always been the most wonderful son, and now I need you to do one last thing for me."
Phil: Oh, no! She's gonna ask me to throw her ashes in the Pope's face.
Claire: "Don't say anything to your father because he'll just resist, but there's a woman named Annie Fitzsimmons who lives a few streets over. We don't know her very well, but I've always admired her, and I think she'd be perfect for your dad. So before you go home, I want you to fix him up with her."
Phil: That is crazy!
Claire: "I know this sounds crazy, but single men are in short supply here.And a lot of scheming harpies will swoop in before your father knows what hit him. I love Frank, but he'll follow anything with a casserole."
Phil: I don't believe this. It's too soon, and my dad's not a cartoon bear. He's perfectly capable of making intelligent decisions.
Haley: Hey, guys? I made cookies.
Phil: Oh, good. I thought that was a neighbor.
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‘Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Gloria, you must be so hot in that.
Gloria: I am in mourning. In Colombia, we take death very seriously.
Alex: Where don't they?
Jay: Can we lose the veil? Nobody's looking for you, Gloria.
Gloria: Who is Gloria?
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am a wanted woman in Florida. I used to live there, and when I left, my roommate made our apartment into a house of prostitution, and my name was still on the lease.
Jay: It's like a traffic ticket. You walk into court, pay a fine, it's done. Quick and easy.
Gloria: Yes, that was the name of the whorehouse.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event. And I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How 'bout this weather?
Luke: Yep. They say it's supposed to rain.
Manny: We need it. Muriel.
Claire: Hey! Are you two packed up and ready to go?
Luke & Manny: Yep.
Manny: Where does the time go?
Luke: Darned if I know. Everyone's always in such a hurry.
Manny: And why? We're all gonna end up in the same place.
Luke: Well, I guess we better mosey.
[Luke and Manny groan as they stand up from the rocking chairs]