Phil Quote #832
Quote from Phil in Goodnight, Gracie
Shelley: Good morning, Mr. Dunphy, visitors.
Frank: Please, Shelley, call me Frank.
Shelley: No, sir. That might be the way they do things at Whistling Pines, but we run a tight ship here at Leisure Park. As per your request, I have reserved the lakeside promenade this evening for one hour, beginning at 5:00 P.M., for your memorial service. May I remind you that there's no smoking on the grounds, no glass near the lake, no feeding the ducks? And I'm sorry for your loss.
Phil: Thank you.
Shelley: No feeding the ducks.
Phil: What are you looking at me for?
[Shelley holds out her hand. Phil pulls out pieces of bread from his pocket and hands it to her]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Goodnight, Gracie’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Gloria, you must be so hot in that.
Gloria: I am in mourning. In Colombia, we take death very seriously.
Alex: Where don't they?
Jay: Can we lose the veil? Nobody's looking for you, Gloria.
Gloria: Who is Gloria?
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am a wanted woman in Florida. I used to live there, and when I left, my roommate made our apartment into a house of prostitution, and my name was still on the lease.
Jay: It's like a traffic ticket. You walk into court, pay a fine, it's done. Quick and easy.
Gloria: Yes, that was the name of the whorehouse.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event. And I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How 'bout this weather?
Luke: Yep. They say it's supposed to rain.
Manny: We need it. Muriel.
Claire: Hey! Are you two packed up and ready to go?
Luke & Manny: Yep.
Manny: Where does the time go?
Luke: Darned if I know. Everyone's always in such a hurry.
Manny: And why? We're all gonna end up in the same place.
Luke: Well, I guess we better mosey.
[Luke and Manny groan as they stand up from the rocking chairs]