Claire Quote #355
Quote from Claire in Career Day
Phil: What are you doing?
Claire: Oh, I just got out my old briefcase. It's still capable of doing the job, just like me.
Phil: Claire, you have to understand something.
Claire: You have to understand something. I walked around all day on cloud nine because somebody valued me.
Phil: I value you. We all value you.
Claire: No, of course you do, because I cook and I clean and I pick up dirty underwear. No, honey, it's different than that. I have been on the sidelines for so long, I didn't know if anybody would ever think I have what it takes again. I know Gil's not the greatest guy, but this is important. And I think-
Phil: I think you should take the job.
Luke: But, dad-
Phil: No, Luke. She's right. Your mom's gonna be amazing at this.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Career Day’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Oh, let's see here. Uh, yeah. Oh, the Tooth Fairy. "1 Tooth Fairy Lane. Tooth City, Tooth Dakota."
Lily: I hope it's another $100.
Cameron: Ooh! Well, lookie there. Glitter!
Mitchell: I guess the tooth fairy doesn't have to worry about vacuuming.
Cameron: See, "Dear Lily, I'm writing because I made a mistake and gave you too much money. Please leave the $100 under your pillow tonight, and I'll give you a dollar. Sorry if that bites."
Lily: Let me see that. [takes letter] I can't read.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Lily lost her first tooth today. And she's very excited about a visit from the tooth fairy.
Cameron: When I had my first loose tooth, my mama tied one end of the string to it, and the other to the tail of a Guernsey cow, fired off a 12-gauge shotgun, and the cow went running out of the room.
Mitchell: That never happened.
Cameron: Tell that to the cow-shaped hole in my bedroom wall.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Guess what? I've been in your house when you weren't home. And yours. And yours. No, I'm not a burglar. I'm a realtor.
Gil Thorpe: Ho! Hey, sorry I'm late! I just sold another mansion. How you doin', honey?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: History is full of great rivalries: Athens and Sparta, Kerrigan and Harding, Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe. In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy.