Haley Quote #176
Quote from Haley in Career Day
Cameron: Lily, look who came to say hi!
Haley: It's me, the Tooth Fairy. And I've come to ask you for a favor!
Lily: Are you really the tooth fairy?
Haley: Oh, yes, I am. Look at my wings!
Lily: Can you fly? I wanna see you fly.
Haley: Well, I can't right now because... Um...
Cameron: Well, because- Because the tooth fairy's too sad to fly because she made a mistake that only you can make better.
Lily: Is this about the money again?
Haley: Well, yes, it is. I need enough for all the other children's tooths. Teeth.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Career Day’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Oh, let's see here. Uh, yeah. Oh, the Tooth Fairy. "1 Tooth Fairy Lane. Tooth City, Tooth Dakota."
Lily: I hope it's another $100.
Cameron: Ooh! Well, lookie there. Glitter!
Mitchell: I guess the tooth fairy doesn't have to worry about vacuuming.
Cameron: See, "Dear Lily, I'm writing because I made a mistake and gave you too much money. Please leave the $100 under your pillow tonight, and I'll give you a dollar. Sorry if that bites."
Lily: Let me see that. [takes letter] I can't read.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Lily lost her first tooth today. And she's very excited about a visit from the tooth fairy.
Cameron: When I had my first loose tooth, my mama tied one end of the string to it, and the other to the tail of a Guernsey cow, fired off a 12-gauge shotgun, and the cow went running out of the room.
Mitchell: That never happened.
Cameron: Tell that to the cow-shaped hole in my bedroom wall.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Guess what? I've been in your house when you weren't home. And yours. And yours. No, I'm not a burglar. I'm a realtor.
Gil Thorpe: Ho! Hey, sorry I'm late! I just sold another mansion. How you doin', honey?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: History is full of great rivalries: Athens and Sparta, Kerrigan and Harding, Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe. In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy.