Phil Quote #808
Phil: I'm busy, Gil.
Gil Thorpe: Don't accept any offers without talking to me first. My buyer wants in, all right?
Phil: I don't know. We're pretty far down that road.
Gil Thorpe: All right. We'll up the offer.
Phil: Gil, let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First, you're gonna buy me a lovely dinner. No, that's not it. First, I'm gonna buy you a lovely dinner. Then I'm gonna take you in the back...
Modern Family Quotes
‘Flip Flop’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Haley: Okay, so after a quick scan of his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram, here is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
Quote from Gil Thorpe
Gil Thorpe: Dunphy, I'm not gonna lie to you. You guys did a nice job on the house. My buyer wants in.
Phil: Fantastic! That is great news! You know, when we first got into this-
Gil Thorpe: Whoa, the small talk's over. Here's what we're prepared to offer.
Phil: You're joking, right?
Gil Thorpe: I don't joke about real estate. I joke about golf and Mexicans. It's okay, though. I'm married to one.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Here's to the best construction crew in the business.
Claire: Okay.
Cameron: Hank. Luis. Paco! Wish you could be here right now, buddy.
Alex: What? Did he die?
Cameron: No, he's on the roof, fixing a shingle that he should've gotten right the first time.