Gloria Quote #361

Quote from Gloria in Flip Flop

Jay: Five words. It's a book.
Gloria: There's an old man. On the boat. He caught a big fish. The Old Man and the Fish!
Manny: Uh, time!
Jay: "The Old Man and the Sea"!
Gloria: Never heard about it.
Manny: Hemingway's classic tale of man versus nature.
Trish: Leave it to a guy with a hundred cats to write a good fish story, right?
Manny: Oh, ho, Trish!
Gloria: What is this, a book club or a fun game? Go.

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