Haley Quote #172
Mitchell: Phil, do you think this is the right house for him?
Phil: It's hard to tell. He's young. He's single. I don't know anything else about him.
Haley: Zack Barbie. Born 1986. Went to college at a place called "mit."
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
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Phil: Fantastic! That is great news! You know, when we first got into this-
Gil Thorpe: Whoa, the small talk's over. Here's what we're prepared to offer.
Phil: You're joking, right?
Gil Thorpe: I don't joke about real estate. I joke about golf and Mexicans. It's okay, though. I'm married to one.
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Claire: Okay.
Cameron: Hank. Luis. Paco! Wish you could be here right now, buddy.
Alex: What? Did he die?
Cameron: No, he's on the roof, fixing a shingle that he should've gotten right the first time.