Luke Quote #233
Quote from Luke in The Future Dunphys
Luke: Kernels in?
Phil: Check.
Luke: On the right side only?
Phil: Check.
Luke: You know this is the last of our batter, right?
Phil: Our backs are against the wall. Last chance at mastering the self-flipping pancake.
Luke: You mean "popcake."
Phil: I was thinking "flipjack."
Luke: Oh, of course!
Phil: It's okay.
Luke: Okay. This is the one. I feel it.
Phil: If this works, centuries from now, someone's gonna dig one of these things up and wonder what the heck it is.
Luke: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Flip! Flip, damn you!
Phil: It's over.
Luke: No, it's not!
Phil: It's over! It's all right. We left it all out there on the griddle. We live to fight another day.
Luke: Yeah. I guess. I can't believe we wasted all that batter.
Phil: Ah, I guess you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Am I right?
Luke: Or can we?
Phil: To the grocery store!
[The pancake flips]
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Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
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Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
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Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] It took me right back to 40 years ago, candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. You know what I hated most about those guys? They all had these little noses. What is that?
Okay, gun to my head, maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, with their cars and their fancy hair products: your brylcreems and your VO5s.
You know what was a rare book in my school library? One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. Who am I kidding? I wanted what those kids had then, and 40 years later, I still wanted it.