Jay Quote #575

Quote from Jay in The Future Dunphys

Manny: Sorry I let you down, Jay.
Jay: Me?
Manny: I saw how much it meant to you. It's like I was on the football field. You were up in the stands, all proud of me, rooting me on. I'm not used to that. I just whiffed. That's not even the right sport. Why am I trying to blame you?
Jay: Probably 'cause you should be. Sit down. I think I put some stuff on you that is about some guys 40 years ago with tiny noses and perfect hair.
Manny: You're losing me.
Jay: There's only thing I want you to understand. If today was the first time you've felt that I was proud of you, then I should be apologizing, 'cause I'm proud of you every day.

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Quote from Jay

Jay: [aside to camera] It took me right back to 40 years ago, candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. You know what I hated most about those guys? They all had these little noses. What is that?
Okay, gun to my head, maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, with their cars and their fancy hair products: your brylcreems and your VO5s.
You know what was a rare book in my school library? One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. Who am I kidding? I wanted what those kids had then, and 40 years later, I still wanted it.