Phil Quote #801
Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Sydney: Wait. You made a suit for Jonathan? He's a cat.
Angela: He's a hairless stray. He needs the suit for warmth. You know, that thing all of your husbands eventually stop feeling for you.
Sydney: I did not come here to be insulted. I came here for dad. Dad, I need $500.
Angela: How can you need money? You have four divorce settlements.
Sydney: Yeah, sorry I'm not some sad, lonely exorcist.
Angela: Archivist. I'm an archivist.
Dustin: Ugh. This arguing. I might as well have just stayed in court.
Phil: [under his breath] Please be a lawyer. Please be a lawyer.
Norman: How'd it go?
Dustin: I got probation plus time served. Suck it!
Angela: Well, maybe now you'll stop siphoning electricity off the grid with a meat hook.
Dustin: Hey, look at me for a second. When you die alone in your bed, Jonathan's going to eat you.
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Claire: [on the phone] Haley, I love you. If you don't want to work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better.
Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] It took me right back to 40 years ago, candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. You know what I hated most about those guys? They all had these little noses. What is that?
Okay, gun to my head, maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, with their cars and their fancy hair products: your brylcreems and your VO5s.
You know what was a rare book in my school library? One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. Who am I kidding? I wanted what those kids had then, and 40 years later, I still wanted it.