Phil Quote #797
Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Claire: Phil, talk to your children.
Phil: All right. Everybody listen up. Haley, you're not quitting. You're resigning. It sounds better.
Claire: No. Unh-unh.
Phil: Alex, you have all of spring break to lock yourself in your room and study.
Claire: No, no, no, no, no.
Phil: And, Luke, coffee bot is a non-starter. But I do like the idea of popcorn kernels in the pancake batter so they self-flip.
Claire: Stop talking! Step away from the children.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Future Dunphys’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Claire: [on the phone] Haley, I love you. If you don't want to work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better.
Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] It took me right back to 40 years ago, candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. You know what I hated most about those guys? They all had these little noses. What is that?
Okay, gun to my head, maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, with their cars and their fancy hair products: your brylcreems and your VO5s.
You know what was a rare book in my school library? One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. Who am I kidding? I wanted what those kids had then, and 40 years later, I still wanted it.