Sal Quote #12
Minister: And do you have anything prepared?
Sal: Hit me, baby.
Tony: I made out with a stripper last night. Sorry. I just wanna start this clean.
Sal: I made out with a bartender an hour ago.
Tony: You're not just saying that to make me feel better, are you?
Sal: Back me up. Didn't I?
Mitchell: She totally did.
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Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon. You spend the early years in constant contact, and then one day, around the teenage years, they go around the dark side and they're gone. All you can do is wait for that faint signal that says they're coming back. I think Haley is sending me that signal.
Phil: [clears throat] And?
Claire: And Phil gave me that analogy.
Quote from Lily
Sal: Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids.
Lily: It's okay. I'll go to your next one.
Sal: Wow.
Mitchell: Yeah. She- She just means when she's not a kid anymore, you know?
Lily: She knows what I mean.
Sal: I don't like you.
Lily: [whispers] I'll get over it.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] Sal was our best girlfriend from back in our party days, but over the years, we've kind of gone in different directions.
Mitchell: We chose forward.