Jay Quote #554
Quote from Jay in Bad Hair Day
Gloria: Jay, hurry up. You have to take the kids to the movie. And why does the baby still have that hat on? He's going to burn up.
Jay: Gloria, I have a confession to make. I gave Joe a haircut. It's bad.
Gloria: Why would you do that?
Jay: My dad used to cut my hair when I was a kid, and I thought it'd be a nice way for the baby and me to bond. But I just made a mess of things, like I make a mess of everything.
Gloria: Let me take a look at this.
All: Oh!
Gloria: Ay, dios mio!
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Phil: Never do!
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, I should've seen this coming. I replaced her with somebody younger, and she sabotaged Joe's shoot out of sheer jealousy. Maybe she does have what it takes to be a model.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Okay, I know, but it just hurts, Mitchell. It's the first one of our things that she's outgrown.
Mitchell: Well, you know, but isn't it great that we've raised her to have opinions and interests of her own?
Cameron: But this early? She's still so daggum young.
Mitchell: Okay, is that another Southern thing, or are you just trying to remember her Vietnamese name?