Phil Quote #780
Quote from Phil in Bad Hair Day
Phil: [on the phone] Hey, Jay. Super excited about our big match. I dreamt about it last night. Guess what? We won!
Jay: Phil, I like you too much to sugarcoat what I'm about to say. You're off the team.
Phil: Good one. Loosen me up with some pre-match humor. I like it.
Jay: Nah, I found somebody better. Rudy Sorrenson. He's in, you're out.
Phil: Hilarious! Stickin' with the bit. I love that this is our relationship now.
Jay: This match is too important, and you're a wild card. I'm sorry.
Phil: Jay, I'm not sure I like where this is headed.
Jay: Phil, this is nothing personal. It's bowling.
Phil: No, no, no. I get it. Listen, um I should get goin'. My allergies are starting to cry.
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‘Bad Hair Day’ Quotes
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Phil: Never do!
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Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Okay, I know, but it just hurts, Mitchell. It's the first one of our things that she's outgrown.
Mitchell: Well, you know, but isn't it great that we've raised her to have opinions and interests of her own?
Cameron: But this early? She's still so daggum young.
Mitchell: Okay, is that another Southern thing, or are you just trying to remember her Vietnamese name?