Luke Quote #217
Quote from Luke in Bad Hair Day
Luke: I have to get the letter signed because I failed my assignment on the revolutionary war. I recreated the Battle of Bunker Hill using one of my old science projects. Seemed pretty revolutionary to me.
[flashback:]
Luke: The brave patriots made their way up the hillside, prepared for whatever the devious red coats might inflict next. [the volcano starts oozing red liquid] Now you work?!
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‘Bad Hair Day’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Luke: Hey, handsome. Uh, can you sign this? You don't need to read it.
Phil: Never do!
Luke: Right there.
Phil: Oh. Quick. Nature's sure-fire sunburn remedy? [answering phone] Aloe?
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, I should've seen this coming. I replaced her with somebody younger, and she sabotaged Joe's shoot out of sheer jealousy. Maybe she does have what it takes to be a model.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Okay, I know, but it just hurts, Mitchell. It's the first one of our things that she's outgrown.
Mitchell: Well, you know, but isn't it great that we've raised her to have opinions and interests of her own?
Cameron: But this early? She's still so daggum young.
Mitchell: Okay, is that another Southern thing, or are you just trying to remember her Vietnamese name?