Phil Quote #768
Quote from Phil in A Slight at the Opera
Carl: Hey, thanks for meeting me here.
Phil: No reason we can't mix business with a little pleasure. Am I right?
Carl: I'm just excited to find someone who enjoys this sport as much as I do.
Phil: Well, I'm gonna be straight with you, Carl. You got a ton of inventory to move, and you're in need of a serious realtor. [Phil and Carl jump up on the trampoline] Hup hup!
Carl: So how firm are you on your commission?
Phil: As I think you can see, I'm quite flexible.
Carl: I'll be honest, Phil, I like you. I think I'm ready to move forward with this.
Phil: Really? Well, I'm thrilled. Hey, you know, we could make this official.
Frank: Nice form, son! I'm talking about that contract, of course.
Phil: You still got it, dad. That's my dad.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Slight at the Opera’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, you always do this. You cram stuff in the freezer without thinking about it. I opened the door, and a frozen turkey almost fell on my foot.
Phil: I keep pulling it to the left. Are we sure the house is level?
Claire: Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe.
Phil: Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen. If I start apologizing for things that don't happen, how productive of a person would I be?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: No, it's not just me. Three mothers are giving the party, and we need all our names in the card: Gloria Pritchett, Sara Leonard, Dee Cho. What do you mean that there's no more room? Dee Cho must go on.
Alex: Okay, come on. That one had to be on purpose.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Don't listen to him. He's "Cat's in the Cradling" you.
Mitchell: What?
Pepper: He's playing on your emotions so you lose your edge. I do it to my son all the time.
Jay: Did he say "son"?
Pepper: Yes. He's a Navy S.E.A.L. Oh, I've said too much.
Phil: What's "Cats in the cradle"?
Pepper: You know, that song about the dad who misses all the important moments in his kid's life? Stay strong, just like Kyle did in Yemen. Oh, my God, I'm a sieve.