Cameron Quote #530
Quote from Cameron in A Slight at the Opera
Cameron: Okay, can I have everyone's attention, please? Reuben? Hit me with a spot. That's a little harsh. Throw a pink gel on that. That's great. Perfect. All right, I will be recording today's rehearsal, but don't let that make you self-conscious. I'm only using it to pinpoint your mistakes. Secondly, I have granted full set access to Maureen Schick, who will be reviewing your show tonight.
Manny: Oh-oh, she's vicious. Our last music teacher, Mr. Namagachi, never recovered from her article, "Anything blows."
Cameron: But in fairness, I saw that production, and the lead soprano was an absolute disaster. No offense, Sophie. You've blossomed since then, sweetie, okay? No batteries in her mic, okay?
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Slight at the Opera’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, you always do this. You cram stuff in the freezer without thinking about it. I opened the door, and a frozen turkey almost fell on my foot.
Phil: I keep pulling it to the left. Are we sure the house is level?
Claire: Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe.
Phil: Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen. If I start apologizing for things that don't happen, how productive of a person would I be?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: No, it's not just me. Three mothers are giving the party, and we need all our names in the card: Gloria Pritchett, Sara Leonard, Dee Cho. What do you mean that there's no more room? Dee Cho must go on.
Alex: Okay, come on. That one had to be on purpose.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Don't listen to him. He's "Cat's in the Cradling" you.
Mitchell: What?
Pepper: He's playing on your emotions so you lose your edge. I do it to my son all the time.
Jay: Did he say "son"?
Pepper: Yes. He's a Navy S.E.A.L. Oh, I've said too much.
Phil: What's "Cats in the cradle"?
Pepper: You know, that song about the dad who misses all the important moments in his kid's life? Stay strong, just like Kyle did in Yemen. Oh, my God, I'm a sieve.