Claire Quote #324
Quote from Claire in Fulgencio
Claire: I am sure you know what I find funny about this situation.
Jay: What?
Claire: You have an in-law who, no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can't win over.
Jay: What about it?
Claire: Wait. That doesn't sound familiar?
Jay: You're not saying-
Claire: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I am.
Jay: Son of a bitch, I'm Phil.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fulgencio’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.