Gloria Quote #331
Quote from Gloria in Party Crasher
[high-pitched scream]
Manny: Oh, my gosh! It's happening!
[in the hospital room, Jay is screaming as Gloria squeezes his hands]
Gloria: Ay. Ay, Manny, I am so sorry about today. I just wanted you to have a happy birthday.
Jay: And speaking of birth- days!
Gloria: Don't listen to him. I'm not letting this baby out before midnight. This is your day. I'm not gonna let you share it every year, okay?
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‘Party Crasher’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.