Claire Quote #319
Quote from Claire in Party Crasher
Claire: I know why Haley is doing this. She's doing it to get back at you for being so hard on her. I did the same thing to my dad.
Phil: First of all, I'm not your dad. And do you think I'm just gonna let this happen?
Claire: Trust me. The more it bothers you, the longer he stays. The more we ignore it...
Kenny: Up top, dad! Yeah! Nailed it.
Claire: The sooner Willie Nelson's on the road again.
Phil: I'm so conflicted. What you're saying makes sense up here, but it's not what I wanna do here. And I just feel so damn comfortable down here.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Party Crasher’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.