Claire Quote #317
Quote from Claire in Party Crasher
Haley: Kenny is kind of a big deal. What does that fashion web site call you again?
Kenny: A "Jean-ius." Spelled like "jeans."
Claire: Oh.
Kenny: Mortifying. And a "rack star."
Claire: Oh.
Kenny: Hey, what was the headline again? Oh, yeah. "He's denim-ite."
Claire: What an embarrassing week you've been having.
Kenny: I'm just trying to stay fresh creatively, you know? Made my bones in men's apparel, and now I'm working with these local boutiques Just trying to get into girls' jeans.
Claire: Phil!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Party Crasher’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Lily: Ow! [crashing sounds, beeping]
Mitchell: Cam!
Cameron: Oh, please. Do not blame me. We always knew there was a strong possibility she'd be a terrible driver.
Quote from Phil
Claire: He's old. She's young. It's gross.
Phil: Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time. When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom. Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader, so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice. She had her own homemade bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me. If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity.
Claire: I think maybe you did.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Okay, everybody. So We sing, then presents, then cake. That's a Colombian tradition. And we do not speak of what happened before. Nobody saw anything. That's another Colombian tradition.