Claire Quote #316
Quote from Claire in New Year's Eve
Phil: I made that joke about your clothes being half-off.
Claire: And yet we still did it, 'cause that's the kind of people we used to be. What happened?
Phil: Nothing happened. We're busy. It was the holidays. Dede was here. You know, she has a way of... Shutting that whole thing down.
Claire: But is this who we are now? I mean, first it's a month, then it's a year, then we're sleeping in twin beds and you're calling me "mother." And I can't even bear it, 'cause we're just like my grandp- [Phil kisses Claire]
Phil: Let's go find that hot spring and start this new year off with... Sex in a hot spring.
Modern Family Quotes
‘New Year's Eve’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Billy Dee Williams: Oh, what's the matter with everybody? It's early yet.
Jay: Yeah, I'm having fun for the first time since I got here.
Gloria: Jay?
Jay: How long has she been there?
Gloria: What are you doing here?
Jay: Gloria. Everybody ditched me, these guys invited me to play poker, and look who I'm sitting next to.
Gloria: Eh...
Billy Dee Williams: Oh, she has no idea. Hello, I'm Billy Dee Williams.
Gloria: Hello. I'm Gloria, dee wife.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: They were for the New Year's.
Jay: Oh, right. What's that goofy thing again?
Gloria: It's not goofy. It's a tradition. At midnight, you eat 12 grapes, you make 12 wishes, one for each month of the year.
Jay: And you really think that works?
Gloria: Five years ago, I was a single mother living in a slum. Today, I'm driving to Palm Springs in my new car with my rich husband. You do what you want. I'm eating the grapes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Oh, my God. A classic Rolls Corniche. I have been in love with this car my whole life. In my village, if you didn't drive one of these, you couldn't call yourself a drug lord.
Billy Dee Williams: Would you like to drive it?
Gloria: Does the bear sit in the woods?
Jay: Classic Charo.