Lily Quote #17
Quote from Lily in When a Tree Falls
Mitchell: Cam, what are you doing up there?
Cameron: I came down to say goodbye to the tree, give it one final hug, and before I knew it, I was up here.
Mitchell: When you say "one final hug"-
Cameron: If I'm occupying the tree, they can't cut it down. I googled it. It's a thing.
Mitchell: Okay, Lily, see, this is a nightmare.
Lily: Tell me about it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘When a Tree Falls’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Gloria: Ugh. I want to be so mad at him, but he's right. I have two brains in my body, but I've never been so dumb.
Claire: It happens. I get it. You have another human being inside of you, competing for resources. Look, when I was pregnant with Alex, I could barely remember my name.
Gloria: Same with Haley and Luke?
Claire: Mm, not so much. They kind of just hung out in there, let me do my thing.
Quote from Luke
Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.