Mitchell Quote #345
Quote from Mitchell in Mistery Date
Mitchell: So, dad, the cribs are over there, but while we're here, a little advice, you can never have too many onesies. All right? Any event, day or night. Throw one on, little pair of booties, boom-ready to go out. Dress it up, you could dress it down. You could- Dad? Dad?
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Something was clearly going on with my dad, but I wasn't about to get sucked in. It's happened before. "Dad, you seem sad. Do you wanna talk?" "Talk?! What are we, girlfriends?" To use a sports reference, put the football away, Lucy. I ain't kickin'.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mistery Date’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Soothing, right? You see, as the music relaxes the baby, you relax.
Gloria: No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder. How can it relax listening to a song about a hooker?
Cameron: She's not a hooker, she's a private dancer. A dancer for money. She'll do what you want her to- Oh, my gosh, I taught Lily this song.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How can she not be here, either? This is hopeless.
Luke: Have a little faith. Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them to the banks of the red sea?
Manny: How do you know all this stuff?
Luke: Was I the only one listening to Uncle Menachem's toast?
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: I am sorry, but he's supposed to pick up the crib at the store, and I am too tired. The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cameron: You can be both. My senior year, I was a right-side linebacker and a left-side cancan dancer in "Gigi."
Mitchell: Wow. She really set you up for that one, didn't she?
Cameron: Yeah, when it came out of her mouth, I nearly stopped breathing.