Manny Quote #219
Quote from Manny in Open House of Horrors
Jay: Hey, you never told me if you hit those kids with that egg.
Gloria: They blended into the crowd, but there was a slow one with them. He couldn't run so fast, and I nailed him pretty good.
[cut to:]
Reuben: I warned you.
Manny: Okay, Reuben.
Reuben: Where are your cool friends now? Not q-tipping your ear, that's for sure.
Manny: Okay, Reuben.
Reuben: This is why I never hang out with cool kids.
Manny: Yeah, you rejected them, shortly after you and your mom roller danced at the talent show.
Reuben: [scoffs] Oh, we were robbed.
Manny: Couldn't have been the song you picked. "Wing beneath my w--" Ow!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.