Cameron Quote #469
Quote from Cameron in Open House of Horrors
Lily: Do you know my mom? She's a princess.
Mitchell: She's exhausted. She's not making sense. She's so tired.
Lily: Daddy, you told me!
Cameron: What is she talking about, Mitchell?
Lily: My real mom. She is, right?
Cameron: Okay, I think we need to have a little talk.
Lily: Uh-oh.
Mitchell: Sam, do you notice how slim Cam's getting?
Cameron: Nice try. I will be back for that answer.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.