Jay Quote #482
Quote from Jay in Open House of Horrors
Gloria: What is it with me lately? Manny's right. I'm such a hothead.
Jay: It happens. You're pregnant.
Gloria: That's what it is, isn't it? It's the baby. It's angry in there.
Jay: No!
Gloria: Yes! You just said it yourself. I have changed. I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things!
Jay: It's just hormones. It's your mama bear instinct kicking in. And that's a good thing, because that means you're gonna be a great mom. Again.
Gloria: Do you really think so?
Jay: You got a lucky little kid in there. He's got a mom who's not gonna let anyone harm him.
Gloria: Or her.
Jay: Or- Or him.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.