Gloria Quote #298
Quote from Gloria in Open House of Horrors
Steven: That is hilarious. I love when people put some thought into their outfit. Illegal alien, sugar daddy.
Gloria: Why do you say "illegal"?
Steven: Because antennas are alien, and you're-
Gloria: What? Illegal? Because of the color of my skin? Why don't I dump your baby in your gas tank?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Open House of Horrors’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] You don't get to be district salesman of the year without thinking inside the box. That's right. I said "inside." You know why? 'Cause while everyone's chasing each other around outside the box, you know what the box is? [tapping his skull] Empty.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [on the phone] How's your open house?
Phil: Pretty empty, actually. I kind of just took it out on a Harry Potter. Seriously, though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?
Quote from Luke
Luke: Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex: Because they're made out of cardboard, mouth-breather.
Phil: Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.