Mitchell Quote #332
Mitchell: Cam! You know I don't think you're lazy.
Cameron: I know. That's just stupid dad stuff. You know, I didn't like working on the farm, and he just took it as me being lazy. The truth is, is I am unfulfilled. And I do need to find something.
Mitchell: Well, you just- You seem happier when you have a challenge. You know?
Cameron: I know, I know. You know, I loved teaching music to kids, and then- Then Lily, she came along, and that's the best job in the whole wide world. You know? And now she doesn't need me as much.
Mitchell: No, come on, come on. We're gonna find you something else, all right? Yeah. And it doesn't have to be Longinus. Or this.
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