Cameron Quote #453
[flashback:]
Mitchell: I know it's frustrating, but maybe instead of driving yourself crazy waiting for the phone to ring, you could go back to work.
Cameron: Excuse me?
Mitchell: [jokingly] Get a job! No, it- It'll help you take your mind off the baby.
Cameron: Oh, what, because I'm a big, giant freeloader?
Mitchell: Actually, I think I laid out the reasons pretty clearly.
Cameron: No, I think you pegged me. Bone lazy, just like on the farm: first to bed, last to wake up in the morning. You know what? Why don't you call my dad, and you two can gab all night about what a teet-sucking layabout I am?
Mitchell: Okay, I think I might have paddled into some deeper waters here.
Cameron: What, you think I sit around all day? Well, I'm not sitting now.
Mitchell: What's happening? You keep a packed suitcase?
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