Shorty Quote #12
Quote from Shorty in Bringing Up Baby
Miles: I golfed six times last week. Found 42 balls. A new record. I don't think my falcon could have found that many, and he can spot a mouse at 600 yards.
Shorty: Whats that have to do with beards?
Miles: I thought we were talking about Jay turning 65 and how good that's gonna be.
Shorty: That's right. It's gonna be great, Jay. I'm telling ya. I got a vegetable garden. Two years ago, it was a patch of dirt in my backyard. Now I got tomatoes, I got five kinds of beans, I got squash. And between you and me, I'm even thinking about pickling my own cucumbers.
Jay: Why would that be between you and me?
Shorty: Because there's a finite number of pickles. But don't worry. All you guys are on the list.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Bringing Up Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, I can take care of a baby. I took care of you.
Manny: Please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I just did not get the appeal of intentionally soiling one's pants. That said, I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] The giant stuffed elephant was a gift from our good friend Pepper.
Mitchell: Gay guys having kids is, it's relatively new, so our community has not yet learned how to modulate baby gifts.
Cameron: When Steven and Stefan had little Rocco, our friend Longinus sent over the whole cast of "Yo Gabba Gabba".
Mitchell: Now Rocco cries whenever he sees bright colors.
Cameron: I'm not allowed over there.