Manny Quote #201
Quote from Manny in Bringing Up Baby
Manny: I don't blame you, Jay. You'd had enough excitement in one lifetime: the dawn of flight, printed books, agriculture.
Jay: All right, what's with all the jokes?
Manny: It's insult comedy. I've been watching old Dean Martin roasts online. Like this guy knows from the Internet. The other morning, I saw him looking for the crank on the front of his car.
Jay: Okay, you're done.
Manny: I make fun, and we laugh. But in all seriousness, if you see a light today, don't walk towards it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Bringing Up Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, I can take care of a baby. I took care of you.
Manny: Please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I just did not get the appeal of intentionally soiling one's pants. That said, I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] The giant stuffed elephant was a gift from our good friend Pepper.
Mitchell: Gay guys having kids is, it's relatively new, so our community has not yet learned how to modulate baby gifts.
Cameron: When Steven and Stefan had little Rocco, our friend Longinus sent over the whole cast of "Yo Gabba Gabba".
Mitchell: Now Rocco cries whenever he sees bright colors.
Cameron: I'm not allowed over there.