Cameron Quote #424
Quote from Cameron in Tableau Vivant
Haley: Oh, hey, Uncle Cam. Oh, thanks again for picking me up last night.
Cameron: You're welcome, but you have to be more careful.
Haley: I was the responsible one. Lisa was drinking, and I took her keys, and then-
Cameron: I understand. My senior year, I had a pretty crazy night myself involving a bottle of corn mash and an overturned plow.
Haley: Seriously?
Cameron: Yeah. You don't know terror until you've had to stare down the eyes of a Missouri State Trooper and talk your way out of a P.U.I.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Tableau Vivant’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I'm a stress blinker, um, and what really gets me going is confrontation. I hate it. I-I avoid it at all costs. Terrible at it. Once, I, uh, I tried to break up with a girl, and I danced around it so much, she didn't know I had broken up with her. Twenty years later we're still married.
Quote from Alex
Claire: Honey, do you think you're nervous because you've got a little crush on Mr. Jarvis?
Alex: No.
Claire: Are you sure? Because I've seen the way you look at him-
Alex: Sounds like you're the one with the crush! I've just never had a teacher not like me before.
Phil: Well, Ms. Davis.
Alex: Please. She's a gym teacher. She is to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.
Claire: And to think she didn't like you.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Every new generation thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing. What's the latest theory? "Never say no." I say "no" every day in this house.
Phil: But at night, she's a "yes" machine.
Claire: No.